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Narren laufen Sturm gegen Beuteprofiteure
Narren laufen Sturm gegen Beuteprofiteure

Narren laufen Sturm gegen Beuteprofiteure

Eberhard Hofmann
Heute kommt Lüderitzbucht unter die LüKa- Lupe, nach dem zweijährlichen Lüderitzbuchter Karnevel, als Nachtrag zum Heldengedenktag und im Otjiingirisa-Jargon der Bucht.

Anleitung zum Entschlüsseln, to decodify:

Hintergrund: Buchter kämpfen gegen Manganstaub und Profitbürokraten. Und die Eisenbahn fährt wieder durch die Dünen.

Lüderitzbucht - Ortsname nach Angra Pequena

Luderitz - Ortsname für Umlautmuffel und Südafrikaner, deren Computer und sie selbst kleine deutsche Pünktchen net nich kennen, aber dennoch gern bei falschen Wörtern verwenden, z. B. Ümläut

Ludelitz - korrekte Aussprache auf Nordnämlisch

MET - Umwelt- und Touristik-Ministerium, Environment & Tourism

EIA : Environmental Impact Assessment, Umweltgutachten

ISO: Internationale Norm für Häfen

Vogelsang - Compagnon/Angestellter von Adolf Lüderitz

Tante Anna - Melodie für „Schtopp die Lorry“

LuKA 2019

AH HERE We Are In: Luderitz

So ein Witz - wot a place to sing to!

Vogelsang shoulda bin hung for what he dropped us into GUAANO!

So how’ve We been since Seventeen?

Things aren’t so squeaky clean.

We face some weird headshaky things that TRY to burst our spleen:

Sperrgebiet or Tsau Khaeb Park STILL waits for tourist crowds

As bookings can’t be made-for next year via websites in the clouds!

Poor Howard’s nearly off his Head - will Kolmans be a farce?

To Ulf the-Lone Wolf we lift a glass,

yet most won’t lift their arse;

New B&Bs and restaurants spring weekly up and running -

BUT now we know some Council jerks’re planning things with cunning!

They quietly offered Erongo Red and Conselect in WALvis

Our Council’s POWER assets which SHOCKed us to forestall this!

Some looted funds and revenue and housing payments too

And they didn’t ignore the helpless poor who didn’t dare to sue.

Well, Tradeport, Namport, Customs too got quite a New Year fright

When Buchters caught em dumpin stuff and Said: Oi thats not right!

Our wind spread clouds of manganese via oyster farms to schools,

And Buchters saw those chancers WERE just taking us for fools;

So we called the cops and M E T - and orders quickly flew

To make them cover EVERYthing from Sishen to Guangzhou! Huh!

SO nice to see our trains again - TransNamib back ‘online’

Saluting us with hourly noise and poison from that mine;

So, who’s in charge from Ariamsvlei to Luderitz all the way

To see their stuff stays under wraps in terms-of their E I A?

Despite their I SO’s and laws, by trainload or by truck,

That poison came in open skips cos THEY don’t give a ffig! LuKA!

While Pektranam, who leased their site from RCC, back-tracks,

Our Road Camp’s stripped by Santa’s Claws, recycled into shacks!

Trust Tradeports Topless Trains and trucks to take-on our taxis too

Plus 4x4s and Skorpion Zinc’s and fuel-trucks? WHAT a zoo:

Three level-crossings to make us wait and parking bays all full

Our speedcops have their work cut out but WE’ll score zero NUL.

HuH! Namport bans our cameras since Tradeport now are Royals

Inviting HAGE to launch their crap, DO THEY now split the spoils?

Such bullshit - blatant broken laws while bullies strut like gods.

Well now they face us Buchters and MAYBE FIRING SQUADS!



NOW Namport’ll tout its monster-plan for ANGRA Port and docks.

They’ll FLATTEN Angra Ridge and Pans with Kalahari rocks.

Like Sishen’s ironore, Tswana’s coal and Kuruman’s manganese,

Marine false-phates, then KUDU Gas with jobs for whom? Chinese!

OUR Sturmvogelbucht a dumping park, with a massive toxic jetty

Surrounded by rolls of razor wire and roads like burnt spaghetti

From clouds of dust and water-waste in black, brown, red and grey

To drain our water-tanks and clog our roads by night and day.

And yet they think we’ll let them be without some Hong Kong fights

WHAT?! Let foreign devils sabotage OUR fish and tourist sights!?

WE WILL SCHTOPP your lorry - schtopp your lorry

DON’T take us Buchters ALL for fools - ne’!

Schtopp die lorry - schtopp! (- die lorry)

DON’T take us Buchters ALL for fools!



Ja! Lüderitzbucht ich hab gesucht ’ne Heimat, die ich kann lieben

ImmerZU das WARST DU, daswegen sind wir geblieben -

Luderitz - we LOVE ya to BITS (sob) but WOT a place to sing to:

FOKOLSLANG SHOULDA bin HUNG for wot he dropped us into:

GUANO! LOO-KAKKKKK! KEIN KAK!

LÜ-KAAAA!

Ohne Verantwortung verzapft von Buchter Sir Crispin Clay Esq.

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