Narren laufen Sturm gegen Beuteprofiteure
Heute kommt Lüderitzbucht unter die LüKa- Lupe, nach dem zweijährlichen Lüderitzbuchter Karnevel, als Nachtrag zum Heldengedenktag und im Otjiingirisa-Jargon der Bucht.
Anleitung zum Entschlüsseln, to decodify:
Hintergrund: Buchter kämpfen gegen Manganstaub und Profitbürokraten. Und die Eisenbahn fährt wieder durch die Dünen.
Lüderitzbucht - Ortsname nach Angra Pequena
Luderitz - Ortsname für Umlautmuffel und Südafrikaner, deren Computer und sie selbst kleine deutsche Pünktchen net nich kennen, aber dennoch gern bei falschen Wörtern verwenden, z. B. Ümläut
Ludelitz - korrekte Aussprache auf Nordnämlisch
MET - Umwelt- und Touristik-Ministerium, Environment & Tourism
EIA : Environmental Impact Assessment, Umweltgutachten
ISO: Internationale Norm für Häfen
Vogelsang - Compagnon/Angestellter von Adolf Lüderitz
Tante Anna - Melodie für „Schtopp die Lorry“
LuKA 2019
AH HERE We Are In: Luderitz
So ein Witz - wot a place to sing to!
Vogelsang shoulda bin hung for what he dropped us into GUAANO!
So how’ve We been since Seventeen?
Things aren’t so squeaky clean.
We face some weird headshaky things that TRY to burst our spleen:
Sperrgebiet or Tsau Khaeb Park STILL waits for tourist crowds
As bookings can’t be made-for next year via websites in the clouds!
Poor Howard’s nearly off his Head - will Kolmans be a farce?
To Ulf the-Lone Wolf we lift a glass,
yet most won’t lift their arse;
New B&Bs and restaurants spring weekly up and running -
BUT now we know some Council jerks’re planning things with cunning!
They quietly offered Erongo Red and Conselect in WALvis
Our Council’s POWER assets which SHOCKed us to forestall this!
Some looted funds and revenue and housing payments too
And they didn’t ignore the helpless poor who didn’t dare to sue.
Well, Tradeport, Namport, Customs too got quite a New Year fright
When Buchters caught em dumpin stuff and Said: Oi thats not right!
Our wind spread clouds of manganese via oyster farms to schools,
And Buchters saw those chancers WERE just taking us for fools;
So we called the cops and M E T - and orders quickly flew
To make them cover EVERYthing from Sishen to Guangzhou! Huh!
SO nice to see our trains again - TransNamib back ‘online’
Saluting us with hourly noise and poison from that mine;
So, who’s in charge from Ariamsvlei to Luderitz all the way
To see their stuff stays under wraps in terms-of their E I A?
Despite their I SO’s and laws, by trainload or by truck,
That poison came in open skips cos THEY don’t give a ffig! LuKA!
While Pektranam, who leased their site from RCC, back-tracks,
Our Road Camp’s stripped by Santa’s Claws, recycled into shacks!
Trust Tradeports Topless Trains and trucks to take-on our taxis too
Plus 4x4s and Skorpion Zinc’s and fuel-trucks? WHAT a zoo:
Three level-crossings to make us wait and parking bays all full
Our speedcops have their work cut out but WE’ll score zero NUL.
HuH! Namport bans our cameras since Tradeport now are Royals
Inviting HAGE to launch their crap, DO THEY now split the spoils?
Such bullshit - blatant broken laws while bullies strut like gods.
Well now they face us Buchters and MAYBE FIRING SQUADS!
NOW Namport’ll tout its monster-plan for ANGRA Port and docks.
They’ll FLATTEN Angra Ridge and Pans with Kalahari rocks.
Like Sishen’s ironore, Tswana’s coal and Kuruman’s manganese,
Marine false-phates, then KUDU Gas with jobs for whom? Chinese!
OUR Sturmvogelbucht a dumping park, with a massive toxic jetty
Surrounded by rolls of razor wire and roads like burnt spaghetti
From clouds of dust and water-waste in black, brown, red and grey
To drain our water-tanks and clog our roads by night and day.
And yet they think we’ll let them be without some Hong Kong fights
WHAT?! Let foreign devils sabotage OUR fish and tourist sights!?
WE WILL SCHTOPP your lorry - schtopp your lorry
DON’T take us Buchters ALL for fools - ne’!
Schtopp die lorry - schtopp! (- die lorry)
DON’T take us Buchters ALL for fools!
Ja! Lüderitzbucht ich hab gesucht ’ne Heimat, die ich kann lieben
ImmerZU das WARST DU, daswegen sind wir geblieben -
Luderitz - we LOVE ya to BITS (sob) but WOT a place to sing to:
FOKOLSLANG SHOULDA bin HUNG for wot he dropped us into:
GUANO! LOO-KAKKKKK! KEIN KAK!
LÜ-KAAAA!
Ohne Verantwortung verzapft von Buchter Sir Crispin Clay Esq.
Anleitung zum Entschlüsseln, to decodify:
Hintergrund: Buchter kämpfen gegen Manganstaub und Profitbürokraten. Und die Eisenbahn fährt wieder durch die Dünen.
Lüderitzbucht - Ortsname nach Angra Pequena
Luderitz - Ortsname für Umlautmuffel und Südafrikaner, deren Computer und sie selbst kleine deutsche Pünktchen net nich kennen, aber dennoch gern bei falschen Wörtern verwenden, z. B. Ümläut
Ludelitz - korrekte Aussprache auf Nordnämlisch
MET - Umwelt- und Touristik-Ministerium, Environment & Tourism
EIA : Environmental Impact Assessment, Umweltgutachten
ISO: Internationale Norm für Häfen
Vogelsang - Compagnon/Angestellter von Adolf Lüderitz
Tante Anna - Melodie für „Schtopp die Lorry“
LuKA 2019
AH HERE We Are In: Luderitz
So ein Witz - wot a place to sing to!
Vogelsang shoulda bin hung for what he dropped us into GUAANO!
So how’ve We been since Seventeen?
Things aren’t so squeaky clean.
We face some weird headshaky things that TRY to burst our spleen:
Sperrgebiet or Tsau Khaeb Park STILL waits for tourist crowds
As bookings can’t be made-for next year via websites in the clouds!
Poor Howard’s nearly off his Head - will Kolmans be a farce?
To Ulf the-Lone Wolf we lift a glass,
yet most won’t lift their arse;
New B&Bs and restaurants spring weekly up and running -
BUT now we know some Council jerks’re planning things with cunning!
They quietly offered Erongo Red and Conselect in WALvis
Our Council’s POWER assets which SHOCKed us to forestall this!
Some looted funds and revenue and housing payments too
And they didn’t ignore the helpless poor who didn’t dare to sue.
Well, Tradeport, Namport, Customs too got quite a New Year fright
When Buchters caught em dumpin stuff and Said: Oi thats not right!
Our wind spread clouds of manganese via oyster farms to schools,
And Buchters saw those chancers WERE just taking us for fools;
So we called the cops and M E T - and orders quickly flew
To make them cover EVERYthing from Sishen to Guangzhou! Huh!
SO nice to see our trains again - TransNamib back ‘online’
Saluting us with hourly noise and poison from that mine;
So, who’s in charge from Ariamsvlei to Luderitz all the way
To see their stuff stays under wraps in terms-of their E I A?
Despite their I SO’s and laws, by trainload or by truck,
That poison came in open skips cos THEY don’t give a ffig! LuKA!
While Pektranam, who leased their site from RCC, back-tracks,
Our Road Camp’s stripped by Santa’s Claws, recycled into shacks!
Trust Tradeports Topless Trains and trucks to take-on our taxis too
Plus 4x4s and Skorpion Zinc’s and fuel-trucks? WHAT a zoo:
Three level-crossings to make us wait and parking bays all full
Our speedcops have their work cut out but WE’ll score zero NUL.
HuH! Namport bans our cameras since Tradeport now are Royals
Inviting HAGE to launch their crap, DO THEY now split the spoils?
Such bullshit - blatant broken laws while bullies strut like gods.
Well now they face us Buchters and MAYBE FIRING SQUADS!
NOW Namport’ll tout its monster-plan for ANGRA Port and docks.
They’ll FLATTEN Angra Ridge and Pans with Kalahari rocks.
Like Sishen’s ironore, Tswana’s coal and Kuruman’s manganese,
Marine false-phates, then KUDU Gas with jobs for whom? Chinese!
OUR Sturmvogelbucht a dumping park, with a massive toxic jetty
Surrounded by rolls of razor wire and roads like burnt spaghetti
From clouds of dust and water-waste in black, brown, red and grey
To drain our water-tanks and clog our roads by night and day.
And yet they think we’ll let them be without some Hong Kong fights
WHAT?! Let foreign devils sabotage OUR fish and tourist sights!?
WE WILL SCHTOPP your lorry - schtopp your lorry
DON’T take us Buchters ALL for fools - ne’!
Schtopp die lorry - schtopp! (- die lorry)
DON’T take us Buchters ALL for fools!
Ja! Lüderitzbucht ich hab gesucht ’ne Heimat, die ich kann lieben
ImmerZU das WARST DU, daswegen sind wir geblieben -
Luderitz - we LOVE ya to BITS (sob) but WOT a place to sing to:
FOKOLSLANG SHOULDA bin HUNG for wot he dropped us into:
GUANO! LOO-KAKKKKK! KEIN KAK!
LÜ-KAAAA!
Ohne Verantwortung verzapft von Buchter Sir Crispin Clay Esq.
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